American Derangement Syndrome

A (not real) disease where a person has a massive freak-out when seeing someone being stupid and automatically assumes the person is an American, even with absolutely no evidence to support it.

Also known as: ADS (Abbreviation)

See also: Trump Derangement Syndrome

American Derangement Syndrome is much more common than the Trump variant

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 5, 2024

sounds like an american mom

typically referring to milf, u probably sound hot, like HOT. people would just literally cream listening to your voice

"bro, she sounds like an american mom!"

"bet she's smoking hot"

by doodleboi May 8, 2022

American chop duecy

When you live in an Italian neighborhood and your broke, they give you pasta sauce and you add frozen burgers and elbows. Bon appétit!!!!

I moved into an Italian neighborhood, they gave me whole made sauce and I put frozen burgers and made it American chop duecy

by St Julian October 14, 2020

american waffle

When a girl has a blue waffle and is on her period and gets cream pied by her boyfriend.

Ex: Stan ate his girlfriends american waffle.

by Zaven Hoshigami November 28, 2017

American Gulfing

When you ban people from changing genders/names based on that and then change the names of the commonly agreed upon names of geographical locations.

"Trump really screwed the pooch after all the American Gulfing he's done in his term.

by Where'sGermany? February 24, 2025

American Gomez

A sexual position in which the woman must hold an American flag in one hand and wear a sombrero, while the male must have grown a thick handlebar moustache and resemble a spaniard.

Let's have a crack at an American Gomez!

by Mmmmmmkkkkkkkkkkkk July 4, 2016

American Cheese

1. Referred to as an American that eats processed food such as Twinkies, Lunchables, and American cheese and is severely ugly; could be identified as a monster.
2. A woman or girl that is really hot typically with blonde hair because their hair matches what the color of American cheese is. She could be ugly too but cheese is cheese

1. (in walmart) look at that sad overweight AMERICAN CHEESE in the frozen food section. I cant believe someone could live like that CHEESE.

2. (in the mall) Bro that AMERICAN CHEESE is so hot she’s like a model.

by Sea person July 19, 2021