David

A david is a kind person. Sometimes he can be mean but if you're close he's like your big brother, He gets introuble often but he has a good heart. He's nice to people if they're nice to him, and if you're a bitch to him he's a bitch to you. A David isn't afraid to hurt somebody that hurt his friend. Sometimes he gets grumpy/upset but he never tries to hurt somebody he truly loves. He's just a really good friend.
Girl one: "Is that David? Did he come back from moving already?"

Girl two: "Yeah! He was my best friend. I missed him a lot."
by IheartSharks April 13, 2023
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Thomas David

Thomas David a man with a heart as big as his beard. A man who served his country proudly and with honor. He is someone who is always surrounded by lots of beautiful ladies. An amazing father who works hard. He may be short but has a very big attitude.
Thomas David is busy playing with his four beautiful daughters.
by jessiluvsslayer May 09, 2018
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David humor

david humor is the unfunniest shit ull ever see. Its like band kid + minecraft + jayden.
Bruh thats so not funny thats david humor tbh
by Dabrell March 17, 2022
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georgia and david

The couple that David and Georgia form is the most perfect couple you've ever seen. They are so beautiful, everyone is jealous, they are beautiful, in love, and so funny, they go so well together!
#Girl1: oh do you see this couple, they are so cute together !
#Girl2: yeah I'm so jealous, this is Georgia and David
by Gigi1354 June 06, 2017
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David Gifford

One with no male reproductive organ. Cannot compare to Daniel. Has a she-bat for a mother. Is best friends with the russian lady from cvs. But what really defines david is his lack of defintionalityeness. To define david would mean to define eveything and nothing. Which apparantly i just have :(.
David Gifford is:ugry, for ree, asian, hwilo, halo, cod 4, mw2, black hops, giffy, teh gifford, le gifford, teh giffordor--or-er-esness.
by Imiinte May 12, 2011
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David Mc Evoy

"Remember Christmas dinner "
"Yeah!! That was totally david mc evoy "
"Yeah bro....... pass that blunt"
by Coolrunner64 October 02, 2016
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The David Argument

"The David Argument" is a form of argument that is made when you have no actual comeback or good argument, often used by people that has poor debating skills and usually ends up in the losing side of a debate. This type of argument often starts off with "says the guy that..." and follows up with a personal attack against the other person (sometimes against the other persons family members or relatives) with no correlation to the subject being discussed whatsoever. This form of argument is said to be originated from a individual that was called "David" hence the name "The David Argument".
"Why are you using "The David Argument", cant you come up with better arguments?"

" Oh you're using "The David Argument" now, shows how poor your debating skills are"
"Only weird people with no intellect uses "The David Argument"
by Boonkgangzoink5000 February 15, 2018
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