Hippopotamus War of 1887

In the years of 1887 and 1887 there was a very violent war between the brave Japanese people protected their native lands in Norway after many Facist or more specifically Scottish Commies were financially assisting the hippos in they’re conquest of Norway caused the aggravation of the Japanese but they bravely protected their lands but unfortunately were sent of to live far away in Japan.

I lost my arm in The Hippopotamus War of 1887

by Reginald Glocksonion May 20, 2022

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War Tycoon

The best game on Roblox

"Bro wanna play War Tycoon?"
"FUCK YEAH!"

by DuccsFTW August 05, 2024

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War rug

Someone who is a know slut in the army and will lay with anyone anywhere.

I heard matt is a war rug he would lay with anyone anywhere at anytime.

by Warredandtired July 29, 2021

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Rank War

A war that consists of a series of attacks between 2 or more groups. In a rank war any weapon is acceptable, though the most popular weapon of choice are Rank Bombs, filled with fermented unrecognizable items/liquids. Only a few rank wars has happened, for a good reason.

Todd: oh god, did he just start a rank war
Zoe: he freaking did, what do we do?
Dave: RUN GODDAMN IT WHO KNOW WHAT COULD HAPPEN!

by An_endangered_species March 19, 2021

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Wars-Head

Another synonym for a huge fan of "Star Wars."

GUY AT COMIC CONVENTION DRESSED LIKE SPOCK: Are you a Trekker?

GUY AT COMIC CONVENTION DRESSED LIKE CHEWBACCA: No, I am a Wars-Head.

GUY AT COMIC CONVENTION DRESSED LIKE SPOCK: Well, live long and prosper.

GUY AT COMIC CONVENTION DRESSED LIKE CHEWBACCA: May the Force be with you.

GUY AT COMIC CONVENTION DRESSED LIKE SPOCK: What's that supposed to mean?

by Rob Bradfield November 18, 2010

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