ur mum

a joke that 12-year-old boys use, and they think they're funny.

'ur mum'
nothing else, just ur mum

by big brain person <3 March 19, 2022

betch ur boots

You betch-ur-boots is another term for, "you betcha" or most definitely, you can count on it, for sure. Example: "Hey you guys, I'm on my way back from the Bahamas, is it snowing in Chicago?"

"You betch-ur-boots it is Valerie!"

"Betch ur boots" example: Hey you guys, I'm on my way back from the Bahamas, is it snowing in Chicago?"

"You betch-ur-boots it is Valerie!"

by Danielbenjaminiam March 29, 2015

ur mom

a weird insult

if someone says hi they will say ur mom bc they are dumb

by heheamingus February 15, 2022

apex ass ur les u hate girls u release normal parents

a antonym for the fortnite balls song, kills anybody who is sussy

mohammedontavious: fortnite balls im ga-. chingchongman: apex ass ur les u hate girls u release normal parents. mohammedontavious: *dies of death cutely*

by Sussy God September 22, 2021

ur mom

someone i fucked last night

person: were you at my house last night?
me: yes, i was in ur mom’s room

by anonymous November 9, 2021

Ur chick has a dick

Better than ur family tree lgbt

Peter: ur mom gay
You: ur chick has a dick
Peter: * face melts of and explodes into pieces*

by Jurrememeboy March 24, 2018

ur mom

a comeback for when anyone tells you anything and you can’t think of an answer

1-what are you doing?
2-ur mom
3)everyone she’s doing my mom

by heyhotties March 21, 2022