ur son mitochondria

THE GOD OF INSULTS

*jack gets revived* jack: ur granny tranny and ur grandfather helicopter
kevin: UR SON MITOCHONDRIA
*jack dies indefinately*

by Pu55yGr1nder69420 May 11, 2018

ur mom

shes the best in bed and she makes me wet every night and she makes the best food pls dont bat me at school bc i slept with your mom …

ur mom is very fucking hot

by lilah⁉️ November 22, 2021

Ur grandpap a trap

The worst possible phrase. Worse than ur mom gay ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny combined.

Carl: ur granny tranny

Jimmy: ur grandpap a trap

*Carl dies and the whole world explodes also the entire solar system is destroyed*

by Despacito is epic May 11, 2018

Ur mum public good

An even more devastating insult based on 'ur mum gay'. It's so destructive and intellectually stimulating, apply with caution.

Sam: "Ur mum is non-excludable and non-rivalrous, ur mum public good"

Valen: *Deleted from existence*

by Morganfr33farm May 29, 2018

ur mom

mom jokes usually used as a placeholder for jokes u dont have any1 4

ur mom is so fat that the doctor was ready to help her give birth

by why are u reading my name August 21, 2022

ur ancestors incest

The immortal insult, it is like ur family tree lgbt squared, all other insults are disregarded and sent to the shadow realm.

Bill- "Hey bob ur mom gay lol"
Bob- "ur dad lesbian"
Bill- "ur family tree lgbt"
Bob- "ur ancestors incest"
Bill- *kermits suicide*

by Hoxtonbutlitter June 10, 2018

ur mom a hoe

ur mom a hoe - a good comeback

person1: "and what are you going to do?"
person2: "nothing, but ur mom a hoe"

by your_localbisexual January 15, 2022