Erin Davies-Thomas

was 90cm in year 6

Erin Davies-Thomas was 90cm's in year 6

by Barry B Bensen December 3, 2021

hippo po thomas

the best pronunciation for hippopotamus.

Did you see that giant hippo po thomas?

by deedawdumdeedum January 4, 2022

Ripley St Thomas

Ripley st thomas is an absolute shit hole of a school. you wanna tell a teacher about your problems? then don’t cause they’ll do fuck all about it. it’s also where girls roll up their skirts so high it’s level with their blazer but then get told off about it when the skorts are the exact same length. Don’t forget to mention the many dick pics being sent around the whole school and the famous rumour in year 10 that —— sucked ——— off in the bathroom. You also want lung cancer? that’s great cause theres about half the school that sells them and/or uses them. So if you want your child to be an absolute scratter and possibly a druggie then send them to Ripley St thomas

Mother (to child): Let’s put ripley st thomas as your first choice it’s an extremely smart school!
-after they graduate-
Mother (to child): what the fuck happened

by meeoowwwq March 27, 2022

Ripley st Thomas

Ripley st Thomas is a shit show . U will find 90% of the school using ecigs in the toilets 99.9% of the time . You will get asked by the y7 if u have a vape . Skirts rolled to the max even shorter than the blazer . Need to tell the teacher somet -don't bother they don't give a fuck they just try find people with a ecig on you . Y11s are next level u will get chips lobbed at u and u will get shit in by the seagulls Nearly everyday overall the school pretty eventful in my eyes if u wanna leave a drug addict and couple gcse . kids probably sniff ket of the toilet seats tbf

CHILD -Can I go to Ripley st Thomas mum ?
MUM -I will cook a dog before I send u there

by Samuxkksb May 25, 2022

benjamin george thomas the third

ben.

aka a guy with really weak shins

“oh look it’s benjamin george thomas the third, i dented his shin the other week”

by c1nnxm0n August 2, 2022

Dylan John Thomas

Emo guy with a afro

Glizzy: I’m going to see Dylan John Thomas
Kelly: oh the guy with a afro

by Huoljhjbb October 27, 2022

Sydney Diane Monique Thomas

someone who is so hot and a little bitter. she is so caring and she is curvy. she is one of the funniest people you know and she loves her little white boys. she has a major sweet tooth and doesn't put up with any nonsense. her turn on words is Jigga wigga. she loves little boys and one day inspires to be a master of her kind

him: hey Jigga wigga

Sydney Diane Monique Thomas: (BArk BaRk) stop it y/n you know what that does to me
him: ew your weird
person2: no she is so hot and she can even griddy
him: yea, i guess. come here syd

by boojigga November 16, 2022