Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Music Concierge

A person who knows all the music venues in at least three cities.

Sophia can find a musician all of you will like, she's a music concierge.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Headphone Music

1. Music that hits when you're alone in the car or using headphones but instantly sounds wack af the moment it gets played for someone else, comparable to the way electrons have different behaviors based on whether or not they're being actively observed.

2. Music that needs multiple listens to enjoy meaning whoever is listening on aux with you is not having a good time.

Person one: Yo do you fw Bladee?

Person two: Of course!
Person one: So why don't you ever play him on aux?
Person two: Bladee makes headphone music, can't play that shit in open air.

by pressurepacc July 17, 2024

The Year the Music Died

When music became utter shite.

Although the year the music died was said to be shortly before the 2010s, it actually started shortly after Johnny Cash died. They don't make 'em like they used to....

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 2, 2020

street music

The kind of music played at a young person's wedding.

*old fancy guy says to other old fancy guy while at the wedding of a young couple*

"Are they playing street music?"

"Oh Jeeze, sounds like Ludacris or that Run DMC fella, I'm appalled."

by Stefcellresearch January 2, 2019

Musicals

A type of play that includes music and usually is way better than plays. Also enjoyable to be in

Musicals are the best thing on planet earth very catchy showtunes

by Theatre_kid January 26, 2021

head music

music for when you get head

"she tied back her hair so I put on the head music out of instinct"

by Kaiser18724 February 15, 2023