harper towne

Hi any of my classmates graduating a year i am not putting out there but any ways why did you search my name up leave a like if you were in my class any year

harper towne was in my class, this is true bc i am ht

by hartfordconneticut October 6, 2020

Town Syndrome

a horrific life-threatening neurological disease in which the affected individual has no concept of anything existing outside the tiny bubble that is their home town.

symptoms include but are not limited to:
- being very popular in high school and constantly talking about “the glory days”
- having a constantly dwindling friend group because everyone else is moving on with their life
- still showing up to high school parties
- white
- always trying to get into to fights because of a deep feeling of failure or unhappiness

You: “Boss got me workin overtime this weekend, i wish i had gone to college or traveled somewhere, and never got diagnosed with town syndrome.”

That one guy you kinda saw around in high school who is now somehow your “best friend”: “shut up, you fucking towny”

by eggon targaryen November 10, 2022

Fancy down town handshake.

when a man tries a awkward position to masturbate.

"what was that noise coming out of your room last night?"

" i was on the dresser trying to give myself a Fancy down town handshake. "

by Thatguymyguy December 10, 2012

Leva Town

A place that a true leva goes when misbehaving

Dude, you are going straight to leva town for your actions

by mypouchitches December 23, 2024

T-Town

A mythological place where relationships don’t exist and your girl WILL cheat on you.

Person 1- Yo I think your girl is letting the whole football team run a train on her

Person 2- T-Town.🤷 ♂️

by I am Omniscient December 21, 2024

Brown Town Gotye

The brown surrounding a person's mouth after eating someone's ass.

Guy 1: dude, did you hear about Chad?
Guy 2: no, what happened?
Guy 1: he got a brown town gotye after eating Alice's ass.

by Buttstuff49 November 24, 2020

Shy town

It’s not Chicago. It’s a place Where lots of people live, like Pete Krebs and Elliott Smith. And yes, even though we live in shytown, we’re still fine. Quit asking.

I live. I liiiiiive. I live in a shy town

by BamoComics January 22, 2024