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unfortunately straight

Someone who is “unfortunately straight” doesn’t actually like women/men and their interests, but is unfortunately sexually attracted to them.
Girl 1: What's wrong with that guy?
Girl 2: He's butthurt that I rejected him because he's unfortunately straight.
Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: It means that he is sexually attracted to a person but cares not about their interests or anything that makes them a human.

Girl 1: So he see's you as an object to satisfy his wants and needs without reciprocation?
Girl 2: Exactly.
by CatWoman8696 January 9, 2024
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When you see a BUSSN GYATT and cream harder than ever
IM ohio mega sigma tizzy gyat straight outta ohio
by OhioMaster January 11, 2024
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Straighting

Straighting is sooo boring and basic.

The straighting scene sucks ass.
by LingDanc803 January 12, 2024
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Straighte

Straight + date = straighte. A straight date.
I have a straighte tonight and I want to cancel.

Have you been on a straighte before? I highly don't recommend...
by LingDanc803 January 12, 2024
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West Virginia straight pipe

When you fart in the pussy and fuck it and then she queefs it back out.
Me and Nancy did the West Virginia straight pipe last night and that shit hit the spot
by Magnum7240 January 15, 2024
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Straight

For men it means you want a women.

For women it means you want a man or a man with a woman.
by Dictator of penis January 20, 2024
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Super-Straight

"Super-Straight" refers to a made up, reverse sexual orientation, in which the person states who they hate, instead of who they like.

"Super-Straight" has no basis, and is only used to harass people who are not straight and cisgender.

A person proclaiming to be "Super-Straight" is transphobic by technicality, and might be insecure about their own identity and/or sexual orientation.
Straight cisgender person: "Hey! HEY! I just want to let you know I won't date you because I'm 'super-straight', and I don't like trans people"

Trans person: "Okay... thanks for the warning, I guess"

Straight, cisgender person: "You are so angry and upset!"

Trans person: "Why are you still talking to me?"
by Anonymous_Etymology January 22, 2024
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