Toasted Marshmallow Scone

It's what you can bake for the most beautiful girl on Valentine's Day—even if she's not YOUR girl. Just make extra for her fam so it's not suspicious... her fave latte is Toasted Marshmallow so she should get the message 😉

Happy V-Day! What time do you leave to go see your bf? I need to hit you with a Toasted Marshmallow Scone before you go.

by JBSWMO February 15, 2025

they hit the second tower

when you thought the story was over, but more bad news came out.

no way she has had a man this whole time…they hit the second tower

by therealestouttherefr May 2, 2025

Square-fruit to the second tower

The shit that your best friend says when she does meth and not math

Bestie: square-fruit to the second tower

Me: go back to rehab

by Unhinged Farris wheel February 21, 2026

University of Second Choice

University of South Carolina. Some people say its University of Southern California but we all know it’s Carolina. You don’t wanna be there on a cold and grey Carolina morning.

Gotta drive down to the University of Second Choice

by Fight like hell dammit and win February 26, 2026

Chuckle for a Second

(verb phrase)
/ˈchəkəl fər ə ˈsekənd/

Definition:
A brief, involuntary laugh-like reaction triggered by something so absurd, delusional, or unserious that full laughter isn’t warranted—but you simply can’t help yourself. Usually accompanied by an eye roll, a sharp exhale through the nose, or a knowing smirk.

Often used when someone says something so confidently wrong that your only response is internal amusement with a side of “be serious.”

“He said ‘I’m an empath’ right after causing a scene. I chuckled for a second and sipped my drink.”
“I didn’t even argue back. Just chuckled for a second and blinked.”
“He said astrology isn’t real but god talks to him through parking spots, and I just had to chuckle for a second.”

by paigesmithusa May 16, 2025

last 30 seconds of blue by Billie

I couldn’t choose any lyrics bc they don’t apply rn I know you think I’m being impulsive maybe I am but I do still like you a lot and I swear I’m over tossing and turning in my bed because I have the feeling that I messed up but I want you in my life romantically more then I’ve wanted anyone else

Ignore the dumb definition stuff

“Oh wow Ali’s really using the last 30 seconds of blue by Billie to express her love”

by Aja Anna Alana June 1, 2025

Battle Game In 5 Seconds

It fucking slammed. It slammed! I binged it I one sitting, got super invested, and then ran out of episodes. I was great. It is such a fucking shame that I can't get a list of all the shows that are based on my thing. It really is tragic.

Hym "Battle Game in 5 Seconds slaps. And the Main Characters power is probably the most creative power you can give a character. That being 'Your ability is whatever the other person thinks it is.' So he has literally whatever power he can convince other people he has and then entire show is just the elaborate mind game of this guy wheeling and deal new powers for himself using manipulation and social engineering. It's profound! The characters look great. It's got kind of a Getbackers vibe and that is actually why I started watching it. I was scrolling past things on Crunchyroll and the aesthetic of the show was so appealing to me that I added to my watchlist. Awesome. Awesome show. Wish it got more hype. Hope it gets another season."

by Hym Iam June 27, 2025