potato

1. A phone, computer, or other electronic device which has such a level of inferiority so as to inflict rage upon the user and/or content viewer

2. A person who has Down's Syndrome or a similar genetic defect

1. This computer is such a potato! It won't even load Word right!

2. I hate that I have to walk down the potato aisle every day to get to class.

by Anti-Antidote October 20, 2016

Potato

The best thing you can be

IMA POTATO

by Potato~Chan July 10, 2019

potato

Primarily describes the potato-like countenance of a mid-Ford van but can be extended to first and third gen also.

That potato is going to overheat before it makes it to the top of Angeles Crest.

by Dignitiondead February 23, 2021

Potato with a gui

Extremely slow computer

How slow is your pc?

You know, its a potato with a gui

by Xkell July 11, 2019

Butt Potato

Noun.

1. Poo

I'm going for a butt potato

by LemonySnickets November 14, 2021

Caucasian Male Potato

A term used to describe a Caucasian man who is a couch potato and will date every redheaded girl.

Damn, he’s really a Caucasian Male Potato.

by Crankytdog November 16, 2021

Potato on the barrel

The silencer of a gun.

Potato on the barrel, this gun won't make a sound

by splat1234 November 2, 2023