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Doggy potato

A raw, boiled or roasted (but not mashed) potato inserted into a crevacial location during a sexual exchange.
I couldn’t get it up so I gave her a side of doggy potato
by shortfitandsexy January 15, 2023
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Sack of Potatoes

A name for a massive ball sack and balls
Guy one: My sack and balls are huge. It's like a sack of potatoes!
by Doug Dougerson January 16, 2023
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poser potato

a couch potato whom is so desperate for attention that they engulf themselves into the hobbies of those they manipulate into introducing themselves to, whom when the truth of behaviors and habits of themselves finally breach the surface of the lie the craft to ingratiate themselves into the lives of others, reverts back to the aggressive "couch potato" to troll on facebook until they find another unfortunate soul to prey upon.
princess poser potato over there rage quit and has returned to aggro-sulk in her native habitat, the couch. careful not to get too close toghe remote, she gets violent.
by Cthulhu Rex February 1, 2023
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Potato Slooot

Someone who doesn't understand what heart hands are who doesn't want to get in trouble for saying the word Slut.
Another way of saying "I love you"
"I love you, you potato slooot!"
"What a potato slooot!"
"Potato slooot!"
by laceysmom February 15, 2023
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Potato

A multi-purpose word that can describe a (1) someones behaviour or (2) a person.

(1) can range from making a simple mistake or having a little brain fart, to doing completely stupid shit that makes you wonder what their actual IQ is.

(2) Used to describe someone who has shown potato behaviour.

Can also be prefixed with “Hard” to describe someone who you think is an absolute moron, idiot, a waste of space, a proper dick or total oxygen thief.
“I had a potato moment, I selected the wrong order!”

“Mustafa potatoed on that feature and got the colours mixed up”

“Brah, you’re being a potato, that’s not the logic we come up with”
“That guy is a Hard Potato! He always has long, loud conversations in the open plan office!”
by GeeOhGeeGeeOh October 12, 2023
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i love potatoes

holestly, same.
you: i love potatoes
me: i love potatoes
by potatoes are cool October 13, 2023
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Idshh potatoe

“Put idshh potatoe in beans to stop the gas.”
by Country Speaker October 15, 2023
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