dry mouth desert

Anything known for an abundance of thirsty hoes or dudes.

Friend 1: If I see one more, like my status if...

Friend 2: Facebook is a dry mouth desert now. Get Twitter.

Friend 1: What about Instagram?

Friend 2: Even worse. That's a ratchet dry mouth desert.

by Fully Torqued November 18, 2012

Turd-Mouth

A guy who thinks that taking selfies of himself sucking on a big round brown thing will impress his friends.

Hey, doesn't that turd-mouth look like he's sucking a BBC?

by Wordsmithstonian April 14, 2021

Mouth breather

A person who's so unbelievably dumb, they couldn't even be bothered to breathe through their nose. To put it simply, mouth breather is another word for an idiot.

"That guy, *name here* is nothing but an inconsiderate, close-minded mouth breather!"

by Suburbanz71 February 17, 2021

putting words in the horse's mouth

the ugly anti-social habit of interrupting someone by finishing their sentences/words for them

boy, in an argument with his father:

boy: dad, sorry, but I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)

father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on with your girlfriend Melissa?

boy: kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, something you've learnt to do so well lately. it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on anyways. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later.

by Sexydimma December 15, 2012

isosceles triangle Mouth

Discribes a person that speaks out of the side of their mouth forming a triangle shape.

She has an isosceles triangle mouth

by BDOGN8 December 8, 2018

Out mouth

n. Anus

Is your out mouth feeling better after your visit to the proctologist?

by Carter85 March 5, 2021

Warm Mouth

someone who is only used for sexual gratification, physical affection, or otherwise used without prospect of a relationship.

Girl 1: "He really wants me, and i like him a lot!!"
Girl 2: "You know he only sees you as a warm mouth, right?"

by stpidgblin May 3, 2024