Sock Cucker

One who fucks one sock in front of the other sock to make the other sock jealous.

"Chadly's an experienced sock cucker. He mostly cucks lefty socks nowadays."

by Sasquatch Caukphart June 21, 2019

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Ramen Sock

An old gym sock filled with shrimp ramen.

I gave my step-dad a Ramen Sock for Chtistmas.

by JIMMERTON December 10, 2019

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sock fishing

When you try to find matching socks in the dryer. Oftentimes you find a sock you like but finding it's mate can take a long time of dipping in to the batch and fishing out less liked ones.

"Sorry I'm late for work. I couldn't catch a thing sock fishing."

"Honey, I'm starting more wash because the sock fishing pool has dried up."

by austinhaws March 15, 2009

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Sock Disrespect

When someone insults the color, style, or quality of construction of your socks.

Eric: "You've had enough to drink", -begins dragging Pete away from the booze-

Pete: -Noticing Eric's knee-high scarlet socks, deals out some Sock Disrespect-"Fuck you and your socks!"

by Sophisticated Gremlin May 14, 2012

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She is such a kind and caring person who is constantly used and taken advantage of. She often goes out of their way to help others even though she may get hurt. Sometimes she wants to help people but are to anxious too. People called sock are very attractive and many people find them irresistible

Sock helped me with my homework.

I'd fuck sock any day

by User 15731592019475 November 23, 2021

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