Tom Riddle's hair

The true hair of Slytherin (hair, heir get it?).

Huhhh, that is the true heir of Slytherin.

No, it is the true HAIR of Slytherin, it is Tom Riddle's hair.

by H4hE3 March 26, 2023

sitcom hair

Having the hair of a popular 90's sitcom star

Wow, that guy looks like he should be in "my two dad's" with that sitcom hair

by marktween May 10, 2015

Burning Hair

To have sex with

Am I'm still gonna be able to burn hair after this procedure?

What were you doing in the back seat?

Man you know, burning hair!

by f1m03 February 22, 2021

Hair

Ha! If you change it I know I made you feel insecure! Hahahaha! You dork, you don't have to do that. Now I feel bad for making you feel bad!

Hym "Nonono, the hair is great. The attitude? Needs an adjustment. More of me getting the things I want (unconditionally) and less of the attitude."

by Hym Iam January 6, 2024

Asher’s Hair

A very hairy figure, usually hiding in the shadows. Do not cross him, as you will get lost in his forest of hair.

-Don’t stay up late or you might get stuck in Asher’s Hair!
I don’t believe that Asher’s Hair is that frightening, although I haven’t checked.

by Well he is also gay April 8, 2024

Hair Grenade

Unshaven armpit hair on a woman.

Once I saw her hair pants I knew she was smuggling hair grenades under that shirt!

by Tray doggy dogg May 29, 2011

Cop Hair

1. When a cop who has cop hair grows their hair out, to blend in with us (the normal people), but doesn't cut it, and has cop-hair-shaped hair that's just longer. 2.One of the primary indicators of who is a cop.

"Hey, man. He's a cop! You wanna know how I know? 'Cause he got cop hair!"

by Tardigradous Friseur March 9, 2010