cougar eggs

The act of preforming oral sex on an older woman that is having her period, but she is older so the eggs are rarer and harder to find.

Bro, you wanna go get some breakfast.

"Nah, I'm still full from them cougar eggs I ate last night"

by Mcribbles May 31, 2022

Scotch Egg

A delicious (to some people) snack that consists of breadcrumbs around a sausage barrier, and in the centre is a boiled egg.

Person: have you tried a Scotch Egg before?

Other person: I have! It’s very nice!

by Nottellingyoumyname123 June 1, 2022

Dirty Egg Roll

When a man is getting busy with a woman using soy sauce as lube, and using an egg roll as the member.

I gave her the ol’ dirty egg roll.

by AJ38 December 10, 2021

suck eggs bitch fuck

When you suck so bad at your public job people gel you to suck eggs bitch fuck

Suck eggs bitch fuck ,
now gimme my goddamn McMuffin!

by Hillfolkinurmomma December 15, 2021

Egg

Some guy on the tank fish server who wanted to be part of the dictionary for some reason

Egg : egg

by Wanglong_retardusleRetardus March 9, 2022

cooling and 2016 eggs

so this giga chad nammed cooling beat his meat to 2016 weggers :O

cooling and 2016 eggs is his fetish

by L4D2 March 14, 2022

Hard Boiled Eggs

When someone gargles liquid in their mouth while a man dips his balls into the liquid.

Nick asked Jess if she liked hard boiled eggs in her mouth. She proceeded to fill her mouth with water and Nick went to town.

by Do close the door March 15, 2022