bunner beer

Upper Peninsula Apostolic ’beer’ of choice, Mountain Dew. Apostolic religion does not allow alcohol, so they drink Mountain Dew instead like it’s beer

Person 1: “I went to a wedding yesterday and they only had bunner beer”
Person 2: “Man, dry weddings are always awkward”
Person 1: “Not at an apostolic wedding, they get drunk off that!”

by whosp July 27, 2024

wet beer

In porn, when multiple people piss on a chick, then have her fill a beer mug and drink it, occasionally with jizz in it on the top or on her face.

She loves wet beer.

by ogmac05 July 19, 2018

Root Beer Float

A Root Beer Float is when poop and jizz are mixed. First recognized as a teen when one had to hide themselves in the bathroom to masturbate. One would sit on the toilet with a dump in the water, proceed to masturbate and turn around to jizz on to the poop in the toilet. This creates a mixture of brown and white that looks similar to everybody's favorite cold treat, a root beer float.

Poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, and jizz, that's what a motha fuckin root beer float is!

by R Fizzle November 16, 2025

Dirty Beer

Another word for sex

Chloe do you want dirty beer?

by Alan4567 April 12, 2024

beer can

a beer can penis, short, stubby and just overall a big let down

girl : "i was hooking up with this guy last night but then he pulled out his beer can, i had to get outta there asap"
girl 2: "ew not a beer can cock"
girl: "ikr! ugh"

by neketumeke March 6, 2021

beer muffs

Virtual ear muffs created by drinking lots of beer. Music and voices seem muffled and therefore less obnoxious, especially when generated by the person wearing the muffs. They also usually convince the wearer that their singing voice is far better than it actually is.

The neighbor's beer muffs convinced him that the music he was blasting and shrieking along to at 3 in the morning wasn't loud enough to bother anyone.

by Nibs Niven March 10, 2013

beer thumb

Effect on one’s ability to text caused by the consumption of too much beer

"Thanks to Chucky's beer thumb, we had no clue the cops were conducting a sobriety checkpoint at the golf course entrance."

by bearded steamer October 13, 2011