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Apple

A company that is slowly dying due to how bad their designs are
apple is a tree make up your on mind
by Dead meme collection June 16, 2018
mugGet the Applemug.

Apple Pie

I don't want your apple pie, mama.
by fuhuhluhtoogan_killer April 25, 2024
mugGet the Apple Piemug.

Apple jacked

When someone puts amphetamines in your apple jacks cereal
Shit I'm hella apple jacked and having a panic attack who keeps doing this!!!?
by Fuc biden May 27, 2021
mugGet the Apple jackedmug.

Apple

"Apple Inc." is this infuriating company that thinks they're the kings and queens of the tech world.

They flaunt their precious iPhones, iPads, and Mac computers like they're the only ones worth having. They make you believe that if you don't own their products, you're missing out on life. Well, guess what? They're just a bunch of money-hungry tech giants! Their prices are through the roof, and they keep releasing new versions faster than you can say "apple pie." It's like they're playing mind games, making you feel inadequate if you don't have the latest gadget. Ugh!

So, don't let their fancy packaging and shiny logos fool you, there are other options out there that won't drain your wallet and your sanity!
So, I was checking out the latest Apple Inc. product in the store. You know, the one with the eye-watering price tag? Yeah, that one. I couldn't help but chuckle to myself, thinking, "Ah, Apple, always finding new ways to make our wallets cry and our bank accounts scream." It's like they have a secret plan to drain our savings while making us believe we're getting the best of the best.

Clever, but not fooling me, Apple. Not fooling me at all.
by 4uffin July 4, 2023
mugGet the Applemug.

Apple

A type of nut that is planted from the underground and sprouts in the driest conditions. Also known as a projectile for mortars. It is popular on the internet due to a virus of the same name.
P1: "Dude, my mom just died..."

P2: "Apple."
by FluffyFelineMusketeer February 4, 2025
mugGet the Applemug.

Bobbing for apples

Trying to do something that is difficult, much like how it is difficult to bob for apples.
I’m trying to complete this project at work but it’s as tough as bobbing for apples.
by alberteinsteinstwinbrother January 28, 2025
mugGet the Bobbing for applesmug.

apple

APPLES ARE JUCIEY AND REALLY RED LIKE THE NEW VERSION OF A SMURF SHOUTOUTY TO MY FRIENDS OLIVIA AND AESLEN THX
by okay_boomer December 10, 2019
mugGet the applemug.

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