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Stinky Potato

The act of shitting into a used condom and leaving it on display in someone's home.
Remember that Tyler kid that fucked with me in middle school? He threw an open house on Saturday, so I banged his gf and left a stinky potato behind his mom's lamp.
by Brozac August 24, 2017
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Potato

A beautiful girl who is self conscious about herself. She is always there to build you up but often puts herself down.
Me: why are you so pretty all the time?
Friend: what are you taking about? Your so cute, I look like a potato.
by Grimmgirlfandom June 13, 2018
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Kezbob Potato

A girl who is crazy about potatoes and eats them raw. She gets bags of potatoes for her birthday. She uses chat GPT to generate song about potatoes.
Her life depends on potatoes of all sorts.
When I saw the girl running around with a billion of potatoes I ask her, "Are you a Kezbob Potato?".
My best friend is a Kezbob Potato!
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Cute little potato

A cute little persno ...known as austin colman
Austin is my cute little potato
by Zooppey November 6, 2017
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Potato Play

Potato Play (PP), the love of or sexual attraction to potato’s.

Can also refer to ones use of potato’s during sexual activity.
Damn that potato is hella hot.
I love me some potato play
by basictwigtwigcat May 18, 2018
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Potato

Usually a word for a low-end electronic device such as computers, phones, etc.

Sometimes used as an insult on individuals with a lower-level device.
That's a potato laptop.
He uses a potato computer.
by oldmodem December 10, 2018
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National Potato Day

We celebrated National Potato Day by buying PotatoMerch.
by PotatoMerchMan August 6, 2022
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