no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User

by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024

night virus

That time of day when you’re alone in your room blasting deftones wondering why you even exist.

Person 1: “Hey man you doing alright?”

Person 2: “Yeah just had the night virus really bad, almost blew my head off lol.”

by Gasstationbonerpill October 2, 2023

Night, My Little Orphan

A phrase Africans use, to be nice to white people.

Night, My Little Orphan, I Like crepes in my pockets.

by Endless Facts July 30, 2021

night church

When there's a fuck ton of traffic on a Sunday night.

Morgan "Why is there so much damn traffic"
Adam "I don't fucking know; night church?"

by Adam Dabel July 30, 2017

Five nights at freedys

A game where the characters say racist things

Rockstar freedy: it's a monkey in five nights at freedys

IShowSpeed: what did you call me

by Joe dad is so hot August 22, 2023

Homework Night

When you have waited all week until 10 o clock on Sunday night and you remember you have homework for the next day

Hey Pakrid Owen, I have Fucking Homework Night amd I have 3 pieces to do for tomorrow.! "Don't worry" said Makaklingstine Owen " You'll be okay, just try your hardest my little flower of pippette saop glued to my anal erectilla rectum

by TOMORDATROM September 19, 2017

The Night Shift Nurses Hentai Japanese Animation Defeats Every SinglewUnited States Of America Episodes

The Night Shift Nurses Hentai Japanese Animation Defeats Every SinglewUnited States Of America Episodes

The Night Shift Nurses Hentai Japanese Animation Defeats Every SinglewUnited States Of America Episodes

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025