Ball Riding

When you think you know all about ball and think you have required ball knowledge to make ridiculous claims about soccer

Usually people do this when they talk about their favorite soccer players or soccer teams

Dumbass : Dude player1 is literally so much better than player2 in soccer
Smart Person : Nigga you are literally ball riding right now

by RealSmartGuy September 25, 2022

Dick riding

When someone is on someone’s dick

Jerry is on John’s dick

Get off his dick jerry

Jerry is Dick Riding

by Fhfjshfjdieh October 4, 2022

Scrotun Riding

The feeling when you've been mounted in MO2 so long that the Jotun beneath you feels attached to your anatomy.

Sig: "I've been scrotun riding for hours."

by HereForTheLaughs October 10, 2022

Riding the pink pony

The drowsiness or exhaustion, coupled with general brain fog, following the use of Benadryl (or other antihistamine, typically pink in color).

I can’t go out tonight. I’m riding the pink pony, so I’m binging the Good Place again.

by Lawjick October 11, 2022

Dick riding disease

Dick riding disease is a nigga who likes to hop on dick

Omg bruh u sick with that dick riding disease

by Slumpedx3 May 27, 2022

Rough riding rectal retard

Repeated dorkiness in one.

Jeff was being a rough riding rectal retard yesterday

by MYsTeRious7wiErDneSS May 27, 2022

Ride the lightning

Taking cocaine at the third plateau of dextromethorphan (DXM)

He's mixing mixing dxm and coke? He's really gonna ride the lightning.

by Swagmoder May 27, 2022