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Golden Eye

The act of appearing sober in front of cops/parents/employers in order to avoid getting arrested/grounded/fired. Normally said by a less drunk friend to the more drunk friend to avoid the aforementioned consequences.
Drunk Friend #1: *stumbling around* Hey! Hey! You on the horse! Why dont you.... *continues mumbling incoherently*

Less Drunk Friend #2: Cory! Those are cops! I'm going to need you to golden eye for me buddy

Drunk Friend #1: Top of the evening to you gentlemen, beautiful night for a walk if I do say so myself.

Less Drunk Friend #2: Very nice.
by j2themfk December 1, 2011
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Star Eyes

A term used to describe an individual on a controlled substance, usually cocaine or a hallucinogen.
Bill: Did Louis do coke? He's got some serious star eyes

Francis: I have stars in my eyes, like the whole world is rolling up to meet me.
Zoey: Are you shrooming?
by Star Eye Surprise November 7, 2011
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pink eye

(n). the vagina; the gash; the slit; the clam "in some cases the bearded clam"; cooter; the happy hole; etc
So I was a little fucked up but I was workin' this chick over and I lapsed outta consciousness and when I came to I was getting stared down by her pink eye!
by Team JPD March 26, 2003
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The Fish Eye

From behind, you shove both fists in her ass (or his if in prison). Thereupon she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion signaling that she has been there and done that.
I was surprised when kelly winked the fish eye at me.
by Long Island August 15, 2004
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Hazel Eyes

People with hazel eyes tend to be gorgeous. They have very unusual relationships that tend to be short. Hazel eyed people are very diverse and love to try new things. They are risk takers and rarely will say no to a challenge. Hazel eyed people are also the best in bed.

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Girl: Aww! You're Hazel Eyes are SO Cute!
Boy: Thanks! But they change colors depending on the light!
by Aura Savior December 31, 2011
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butthole eyes

When a woman has suken eyes and wears makeup to make it look as if their eyes look like buttholes
Hey Tommy did you just see that bitch, she had butthole eyes.
by madbatol July 24, 2011
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Bright Eyes

GAY band that has butt sex on stage
KYLE CAMARGO like bright eyes so therefore likes butt sex with men
by Kenny4545346535463657367 March 20, 2008
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