Porn

Some thing very delicious.

When I was watching porn I hid in the closet to jerk off

by Urmomsucks September 13, 2019

Porn

The reason a clear history button was invented and also the reason spider man exists.

"Porn is the best thing on the internet!"

by Pls don't sue September 25, 2019

Porn

You know god damn well what porn is and your just a horny mother f*cker. If you truly have know I idea what it is google it and have an amazing time becoming a man.

“Yo bro guess what I watched last night”

“Ayo what was it”

“That dirty 2 girls 1 cup porn bro”

“Bruh that’s nasty”

by Daddylonglegs123 September 26, 2019

paper bag porn

Old 1970's lingo for hardcore underground, illegal pornagraphy (which is legal now).

Also known as "brown paper bag porn".

"Got any of that paper bag porn under the counter?"

by LingoOG September 22, 2017

Blade porn

When a girl uses a sharp object instead of a dildo.

I saw a nice blade porn video of Sydney the other night. She was using her own blood for lube.

by Madsgk October 17, 2017

fact porn

The contemporary phenomenon of people requiring news agency to publish any single detail about an incident immediately without any further investigation. For example, this can be observed after a supposed terrorist attack.

There is currently a lot of fact porn on news site X about incident Y.

by dog's beast March 22, 2017

red chair porn

Usually in reference to gay porn, but can be applied to any sexual act which involves the person being penetrated bleeding from the penetration.

Oh my god Robb! I found this really hot red chair porno last night, starring Kevin Warhol as the top!

by Lilithpeltriddawson April 9, 2017