Porn Ramen

Where in pornos where they completely ignore the food the delivery guy brought and start fucking on it.
Dude did you see how that girl just totally porn ramened that food!
by muddymaker23 August 05, 2018
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Porn level acting

Abbreviated as PLA, the acting is so bad, that it can be the plot of a porno.

Mostly seen as a first person POV cameraman, another person speaks to the camera as if talking to you. They can be talking an a flirty, aggressive, or happy way. The dialogue is very out of place and would unlikely be said in real life scenario.
*insert very un-natural scence of two people people talking*

What the hell is this porn level acting?
by diabolicalcumjar August 22, 2024
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Closet porn

1. Porn that is gay that someone tries to pass off as not being gay in order to try and convince themselves and others that they are straight.
2. Trap porn
Person 1: "Hey have you seen Jeff?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's been spamming my chats with closet porn for the past couple of days trying to convince me that traps aren't gay."
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down porning

When it opens up and down pours and you feel the need to watch porn.
I was downloading porn during the downpour last Sunday, down porning!
by Angelic Kaye August 19, 2022
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injury porn

Repeatedly showing pleats in which players are badly injured, especially in American football.
“Why do they keep showing Mahomesankle getting sprained? It’s just injury porn”
by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean January 23, 2023
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SFW Porn

Porn that isn't properly marked as NSFW.
Someone posted SFW porn on Discord!
by Mattjod July 30, 2021
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porn junkie

A person who not only has regular porn movies in their collection, but also the 'super deluxe 5 disc collection'Of "Super Cum-Shots"
Karl not only has the "Best of Loads" in his porn collection, but he just got "The Best of Cum-Shots" 5-disc box set. What a fuckin' PORN JUNKIE!
by Yougoddamnsonofabitch April 08, 2023
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