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Person universe version 2

Person 1: h-h-hey
Person 2: GOOGOGGOOGAGOGOGAOGAAAAAA
In Person universe version 2, Person 2 is born. Person 1 learns his first words.
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Lowercase Personality

Lowercase people are a species of introvert. They display generally dull personalities, henceforth appearing as boring or muted. Although they can barely hold conversation, they are capable of humor.
Sam and carl pinpointed the lowercase person at their party.

"Fred is so boring, no wonder he has no one to talk with." snickered carl.
Sam replied "It's like he has a lowercase personality or something!"
by Cado! November 4, 2022
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Person π

Person π is a math master. Arguing with Person 9.
Person 1: oh no what is ³√((√64+√36)÷0.01) im gonna fail the math test!!!!
Person π: meh, thats too easy, tha answer is 10
Person 9: HOW COME YOU GET TO ANSWER MATH BEFORE ME????!!!
Person π: What are the 100 digits of pi?
Person 9: I don't know.
Person π: WELL SKILL ISSUE CUZ THE FIRST 100 DIGITS OF PI ARE
3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751085209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679!!!!!!!
Person 9: NOOO I HAVE BEEN DEFEATED!!!!!
*Person 9 dies of sadness*
by The person creator September 28, 2025
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Basketball Person

hello basketball Person would you like some fried chicken.
by jaquantavious tha 3rd March 6, 2025
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Counterfeit person

A liar!!!!
by Whitegirl7878772 January 18, 2021
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Person 29

Said to only show up on leap day.

Yeah that's it really
Person 15: Where's Person 29? I need to talk to him
Person 13: You just missed your chance. You have to wait 46 more months :P
Person 15: NOOOOOOO-
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White Person Trap

noun, countable, intangible -When a black rapper or artist adds one or two, or maybe even three, n-words in a forgettable spot in a song, such as in the middle of an uninteresting verse or bridge; only to be accidentally rediscovered by an unsuspecting white person singing along or doing karaoke. Unrelated with trap music, traps, and trap houses.
Person 1: Damn, Early 2010’s Nicki Minaj was the queen of the white person trap; she did it in Anaconda, Super Bass, and Stupid Hoe.

Person 2: I know, I was at a karaoke bar the other day, 20-something white girl was drunkenly singing “Anaconda”, freaked her the fuck out. She ended up saying “real country-ass neighbor”.
by He is one thousand July 5, 2018
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