Mouth Bath

When a person places one’s testicles in their mouth, giving them a “Mouth Bath”

I’m going to go over to my girlfriends later so she can give me a mouth bath

by Mouthbath April 25, 2024

Shit mouth

A person whom cannot resist shit from falling out of their mouth. Constantly talking of things that do not concern them.

He told another tall tale on Ricky, what a shit mouth. Can’t he mind his own business?

by Josh Cause December 12, 2018

Droopy Mouth Syndrome

Droopy Mouth Syndrome aka (DMS) is a condition that affects individuals when they're in the presence of a woman who embodies the ' 3B's' (Beauty, Brains and Body). Her presence causes somatical impairement which causes pangs, penury, tretfullness and fidgety jitters. Curmudgeons who pitch for the beef industry are significantly affected. Physiotherapy and Psychotherapy are the only treatments that can help repair damage, reduce stiffness and pain, increase mobility and improve their qual;ity of life and help the person change and overcome their morbid jealousy.

The symptoms of Droopy Mouth Syndrome:
-Drooping of one side of the face
-Numbness & tinglimng
-Pain & discomfort
-Muscle twitching, cramps & twitching
-Popping sound of jaw when attempting to close the mouth
-unusual facial expression
-Blank stare
-Decreased appetite
-Difficulty standing, abnormal gait
-Headache
-Constipation, distended stomach
-Anxiety, confusion & excessive sweating

Example:
Jiro: "WTF is wrong with Sullen, she looks she's had a bitter pill?"
MC: "IDK, she's been like that as soon Hailey walked in"
Jiro: "Oh, look, it's not just her, look at the other women over there, they look like stunned mullets as well"
MC: "Shit, that fishy smell must be coming from their end"

by Ball tamperer May 17, 2018

Cat Mouth

A person who can't handle hot spicy food, their faces go red, start to sweat, tear up and hiccup

Ha ha, how lame, you can't handle chilli.......... You are such a cat mouth

by DeekGeekMcDeek May 15, 2018

Drop Mouth

This is the medical term used when a patient losses their mouth due to eating an excessive amount of strawberries without washing them.

The patient seems to be experiencing "Drop Mouth".

by Don't Believe June 19, 2022

Gutter Mouth

Someone with really messed up teeth

I was watching anchorman and realized that Will Ferrell has a gutter mouth.

by brandstan02 December 25, 2021

mouth woo

Making out with another human.

Dude I mouth wooed her last night.

by johnakbar February 15, 2017