Jake Pauler of the Century

Patrick Kearney. That's it, that's the Jake Pauler of the century.

Yo who's Jake Pauler of the century this time around?
Oh it's Patrick Kearney.

by BungusBoi June 16, 2021

jakes

is a cool guy

who is he he is jakes

by JAKX.T June 12, 2022

Jaked up

The act of being jaked up or the process of gradually jaking up someone else. Explicitly homosexual in nature

"Babe stop I'm all Jaked up"

by Nightshade03 June 1, 2023

Jake Piper's second law

Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.

Infinitely accurate time.

So time could be e^3 days, etc.

Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

Jake

Doesn't give a shit will beet the shit out of u gets rejected by girls

Jake that door isn't reel give up

by John billson April 15, 2022

Jake

God at asteroids

"Damn he got a high score in asteroids"
"Must be a Jake"

by Asteroid god June 22, 2021

Jake

If you have the name Jake or no anyone called Jake they are more likely to be really angry so do not try and speak to him because you will most likely get told to kill yourself or get called a ugly slag

Jake

by Ndjsbssk August 19, 2021