David

The coolest guy who always knows the answer to your questions about specific questions. He is very good in the bed industry. He makes the highest quality beds and sells massive orders to MattressFirm every year. If you know him, ask him for a loan cuz he's filthy rich from the mattress industry

I just slept in David's bed
You're one lucky girl

by ArthurGaudreau December 16, 2019

DAVID

David is awesomestarlego he is very sus and loves cubes and BTS.

David here is a cube "oh yeah" David moaned.

by legostar November 22, 2021

David

Little middle child with neglect issues. No matter what a David will make sure he’s the center of the Cheesecake Factory making fun of his sister and her eating habits.

“David, stop being a shit head”

by Pissypantspomade November 13, 2021

david v

David v can not read and is not the best looking, he is used by girls

That's a type of David v

by Seek March 3, 2017

David

Bot

David is a major bot

by David’sabot January 22, 2019

David

A nigga who likes dick up his ass. He may or may not have a sibling named junior who he practices his rituals with

Yooo you a david?

by ExoticBerd September 28, 2021

pulled a David

Verb. To meet someone randomly at a party and based on very little information and friend them on facebook the following day.

"Remember that random girl I met last night? She totally pulled a David on me... saw a friend request from her this morning..."

by ezzzzdsaf September 21, 2013