Testicle Crack

Whenever a male's spouse shoves one or both testicles down their own ass crack, causing either extreme pain or orgasmic pleasure.

My girlfriend and I were getting frisky last night and all the sudden she gave me the testicle crack. I usually hate it but this time it was pretty great.

by Big Toe Licker January 6, 2016

crack em

When one snorts a line of cocaine, the term 'crack em' is used to define this action it is slang Australian term for performing this action.

' hey mate lets go crack em'

' you cracked em before you came for sure mate'

by Meeeee8 April 3, 2016

Crack

You crack is for hiding things inside it so the police cant find the crack you have because, its hidden inside your crack.

Dude hide the crack in your crack so the police doesnt find out.

by dmwmb November 24, 2018

Nut cracked

When you are jerking of on porn and you start crying cuz it is good.

"Hi wasuup why do you have red eyes?"
"I got Nut cracked"
What kind of porn
Sadomaso

by Mevri October 10, 2018

Crack-Pac

A counter-narcotics deployment in the Navy.

I did a six month crack-pac in the Caribbean during my enlistment.

by Michael Suede October 16, 2018

crack daddy scoon

A good crack daddy whose last name is Scoon who says "no more" and chucks orange juice at a church

You're a good crack daddy Scoon.

by CrackDaddyScoon October 17, 2018

African Crack

Where somebody Poops is a bottle and puts a balloon over the top and leaves it in the sun for 3 days. Then after 3 days inhale the fumes in the balloon to get high.

let’s make some African Crack so we can get baked this weekend

by Smelly moose knuckles October 29, 2018