Birthday Cake Bitch

Someone who overides your birthday with their own drama which makes out you are in the wrong when it is them.
When a person pretends to do something nice for your birthday such as baking a cake, then throws a hissy fit the day before your birthday involving ignoring you for several days, then blaming you for ignoring them, resulting in said person becoming the BIRTHDAY CAKE BITCH
by Birthday Cake Victim August 17, 2011
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sweet-cakes

"Man, that ho's got a nice set of sweet-cakes!"
by SirPschoSexy (Ben) April 28, 2006
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Icing the cake

To pull out whilst receiving oral sex, cum on your girl's face, then throw a handful of icing sugar onto her face. The icing sugar sticks to the cum, and resembles a freshly iced cake.
Dicksmacker69: "I want to bake some cookies, have you seen the icing sugar?"

Troll: "Yeah, it's upstairs, your mom and I were Icing The Cake last night."
by Cockmongler6959 December 31, 2010
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Alaskan Stonehedge Cake

When you jump someone, stone them to death, then feed their dead body to rabid cannibal midgets, then collect the midgets defication bake it into a cake and give it to that persons mother on her birthday
man1: the bitch didnt give me a blow job, so i decieded to make alaskan stonehedge cake out of that slut!

man2: youre hardcore man!
by Vladamir USSR October 05, 2010
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piece of cake squared

When obtaining a cake is very easy
“Was the bakery busy?”
“No, it was a piece of cake squared.”
by cake guy October 22, 2010
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Frosted like a cake

The art of covering someone's face with a healthy batch of Man-goo.
Last night I was getting a great blowjob from your mom. Since she's not into throat babies, I pulled out just before I came, shot my load on her face and she was frosted like a cake.
by Wizard Sleeves February 14, 2009
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sluty pan cake

A pan cake that looks dirty and or messy or has trashy make up. also known as the relative of the Blue Waffle
customer: sir

Waiter: what seems to be the problem?

customer: can you re-cook my pan cake. it looks like a sluty pan cake
by zodiac killerzt January 09, 2011
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