beating the slab

male masturbation i.e. jacking off. The slab is the phallic device.

-Why is Eugene locked in his room?
-He's probably beating the slab.

by Wilbertforce April 30, 2012

beat car

A beat car is a police car that patrols a defined area.

We got a beat car sitting on the crime scene

by Luiz Leitao October 13, 2018

Beat u

To invite a friend to beat their dog

I’m gonna beat u

by The real sigma rizzler September 27, 2024

Beat Roll

umm think tube steak.. and if ur still confused.. think... willy..and if ur sill confused .. look to see what kind of genitalia u have.

joes mama is worried, hes been in the bathroom too long with his beat roll.. and many orgasmic noises are coming ferm there

by Brung to u and did by: tube steak spatular holder September 28, 2003

beats by drake

beats by dre if they were ran over by seventeen spontaneous school buses

Stoven: Have you gotten the new beats by drake headphones yet?
Juaquille: no

by Donald Baudelaire January 26, 2022

Dark Evil Beat

A song presented as serious but sounds intentionally bad.

Dark Evil Beat I've Been Cooking Up

by Bingledorf March 18, 2024

Beat China

To masturbate to Asian pornography.

Donald Trump: I beat China all the time. All. The. Time.

by blarkk February 10, 2016