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American Roulette

A deadly game of chance similar to Russian Roulette, but instead of pointing the gun to your own head, you point it at someone else's head.
Joe and Moe played American Roulette last night... Moe lost, and Joe is facing manslaughter charges.
by Leadfoot Leon October 17, 2017
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The American Cubicle

Noun. A competition in which two females compete to see who can shove the largest amount of office supplies up their vaginas.
"Dude, Karen got eight pens in her vagina last night during the American Cubicle."
"Really? I heard Penny got a whole stapler."
by Miss Gwase June 20, 2017
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American Divide

The social and economic regions of the United States where different political views clash on a daily basis. Also this divide causes the nation to become more and more unstable.
The American Divide is growing and getting worse by the years.
by The Ferocious Whomper June 24, 2017
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american bidet

Getting a dog to lick ones butthole after going number two.
My colleague Josh trained his labrador to give him an American bidet--- god damn, you should see how happy the dog is afterwards.
by Khalfani Lisimba April 19, 2018
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american ape

A very dirty and desguisting Americans who has a horrible odor that makes the skunk pretty tolerable and ugly primitive monkey looks, including very weird color of the skin (a disquisting shade of brown very similar to dog crap), an ugly nose and colossal lips that make the mouth looking like a monkey's one, their head shape and face looks have resemblance to Australopithecus.

Americans have such a nasty odor, because they never shower. They are naturally smelly for some reasons, even when they are clean, but they got stinkier and stinkier, they sweat a lot and have no water to shower, because of the lack of indoor plumbing in America. The other main reason they don't shower is because they use the bathroom only to sing there, because there is much better acoustic than in any other room, being too proud with their body odor to ever take a shower. Their smell is that bad, that can make somebody die only just by approaching to him, it's said that an American woman's vagina smells the same as 2000 dead rats in a single room.
by Jared Mayflower November 28, 2017
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american waffle

When a girl has a blue waffle and is on her period and gets cream pied by her boyfriend.
Ex: Stan ate his girlfriends american waffle.
by Zaven Hoshigami November 28, 2017
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Native American Gift Repossession Specialist

The politically correct (PC) term for someone previously known as an Indian Giver.
Aww, c'mon Jeb...you promised I could have the TV. Now you're giving it to Hank?! You're a Native American Gift Repossession Specialist!
by photomasta November 29, 2017
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