Sam Coronado

beyond perfect

anything anyone could ever dream of
gorgeous

so funny
perfect

sam coronado is beyond perfect

by perfectoerfectperfect April 18, 2023

Sam

Please excuse my dear aunt sally.

Mathematical term please excuse my dear aunt sally meaning of Sam.

by prosvsjoesamronstbrown January 12, 2025

Sam

When you take such a mean shit the stench it makes will have you puke in your mouth on the toilet or throw up completely.

I just took the meanest Sam of my fucking life i puked in my mouth!

by xWIXLeo November 15, 2023

Sam

One of the coolest girls you know, but usually a big slut on campus. Known to be the biggest homie hopper East of the Mississippi

That girl is chill, too bad she's a Sam

by H8ISMAN January 27, 2017

Sam

A friend that makes significant, even heroic, effort to ensure your safety. Usage stems from Samwise "Sam" Gamgee, and his contributions to Frodo Baggins during their quest to destroy the One Ring.

"My buddy Jake slept on my floor for two weeks after my brother died, just to make sure I was going to be OK. He's a real Sam."

by Sister_Mercury February 4, 2020

Sam Patton

Sam Patton has a verry large crush on his spanish teacher. He goes to the extreme to impress her.

Sam Patton???

Oh he must have a crush on his spanish teacher

by John M. Harold June 4, 2021

Sam Ash

A blunt being passed in rotation that hasn’t been ashed in some time and begins to develop a very long end of ash.

“Don’t pass me that blunt man, it’s got a ton of Sam Ash.”
“Hey bro, you got an ash tray back here? I’m starting to get some Sam Ash.”
“Ash before you pass, don’t hand me no Sam Ash.”

by urbansolis July 10, 2021