HE HIT THE POST WITH THE SHOT

A phrase used by Doc Emrick after a hockey player hits the post with his or her shot.

Pastrnak shoots, OOOH AND HE HIT THE POST WITH THE SHOT

by Doc Emrick June 8, 2019

Hitted

•someone punched you

•someone slapped you
•only use hit if your saying
"I got hit"

The boy hitted me

by Caniputmyballsinyojaw October 30, 2021

Hit and cum

When one homie smacks another
homies beer bottle in a downward
manner.
Causing head to ejaculate out of the
bottle leaving the poor bloke to swallow
the cum or wear it

Bro just got smacked with a hit and cum

by Lumberjack25 December 5, 2023

Hit the deck

Mixing music using turntables.
Comes from turntables being called decks.

Guy 1: Dude, have you finished the 80s summer hit mix already? It has to be uploaded over an hour.
Guy 2: Oh crap I forgot all about that! Time to hit the deck!

by Boomer the Lancaster bomber July 14, 2021

Hit the floor

To get down on the ground

Robber: EVERYBODY HIT THE FLOOR THIS IS A ROBBERY!!!

by Eevo Teh Eevee February 16, 2021

Hit the kitchen floor

to move back in with your parents as an adult

Craig hit the kitchen floor after he got out of jail, but he's trying to get back on his feet.

by Pseudonym ray March 21, 2020

One Hit Wondering

When you’re wondering if there is one last hit of the bong.

Bob: Is there anything left in that bong?
Lois: No, I’m sorry man.

Bob: It’s ok I was just one hit wondering.

by Bobbyslimjimm April 26, 2025