i hat you

to put a hat on someone

jolene says "i hat you faisal"

by jorge6969 March 2, 2021

Did I ask?

An comeback that is nearly impossible to counter, as it’s so blatant and often catches its opponents off guard.

“I just got a puppy for Christmas! This is the greatest day of my li-“

“Did I ask?”

“...shut up Stewart.”

by ARC Trooper 5555 March 16, 2021

I pull up

To confront, come over, return, or come back.

“Let’s pull up on these fools.”
“When I’m done I pull up”

by Trentism May 9, 2021

I took a risk

The prefect excuse for totally idiotic behaviour. After saying 'I took a risk' said behaviour is totally excused.

The prefect excuse for totally idiotic behaviour. After saying 'I took a risk' said behaviour is totally excused.
"I was going to answer all the questions in that exam but I decided to leave half way through"

- Confused looks

"What? I took a risk."

-Instant comprehension

~~~

"Why would you punch that guy last night? He was twice the size of you and was clearly going to beat the crap out of you."

"I took a risk"

by tjhammo February 27, 2011

i ate a cat

a meme where bill s says "i ate a cat" then kenneth ????? says "You make me wanna cry, thats (in my opinion) kind of cruel, but even so i DO respect your opinion" then bill s says "i will eat another"

i ate a cat.
You make me wanna cry, THATS (in my opinion) kind of cruel, but even so i do respect your opinion
i will eat another

by memeaddictive2 June 13, 2023

I wanna be saved

A reference to a lyric in the song Captain Save a Hoe by E-40. It means that a person is so down bad for someone, that they want to be saved by them

Person 1: Look at them
Person 2: I WANNA BE SAVED 😍😍😍😍

by saturnsundae January 17, 2023

i phone job

Effeminate employment characterized by men who are employed in positions in which all their work that day is focused upon the functions of their i phone.

Jerry took a picture of the contract and sent it in a text. He received your e mail and his planner told him he has a conference in an hour. Jerry has an i phone job. Take away his i phone and he don't know how to do shit.

by Liberation Theology January 7, 2020