When one commences diarrhea upon an iron skillet, when said skillet has been preheated to a minimum temperature of 300 degrees (Fahrenheit). After being cooked evenly on both sides, the meal is served to one's sexual partner. This can be served as is, or one has the option to incorporate condiments ex. (Seminal fluid, female discharge, etc.).
My husband prepared Mississippi Runny Eggs this morning for me, he's sure getting this cookie tonight.
by painthuffer52 April 09, 2025
An exclusive gang to those of upmost quality, if you are in, you are in until you die.
To Quote the mighty EpicNuke, "egg".
To Quote the mighty EpicNuke, "egg".
Who are they?
They are Egg Gang.
They are Egg Gang.
by Egg Gang the Third November 13, 2023
by Hipster hippy July 12, 2020
by WCaleb789 May 04, 2023
Someone who continuously apologizes over the stupid shit they say. Cries over anything, believes you're married after 10 months. Does not enjoy long walks on the beach, or the beach in general. Cannot swim Enjoys Extreme Videos, being told what to do submissive and throwing tantrums and pretends to be on Instagram like he's not throwing a tantrum. Emotionally unstable and physically weak/ill.
CP Level: -1
Amor: Turle Egg
Attacks:
-Cries Nothing happens
-Manipulation
-Instagram Famous
-Annoys to death
-Hopeless Romantic
CP Level: -1
Amor: Turle Egg
Attacks:
-Cries Nothing happens
-Manipulation
-Instagram Famous
-Annoys to death
-Hopeless Romantic
by AshKetchum1223 July 11, 2018
When you sit down too violently or carelessly, and land on your own gonads. More likely to happen after a hot shower.
"Fancy a coffee, Colin?"
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."
*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*
"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."
*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*
"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."
by TheDudesRug January 27, 2016
hoe shames
always to busy to hang
makes fun of rhotism
discord daddy
always wants me to cashapp him
breaks others tailbones
overall a poopy head
always to busy to hang
makes fun of rhotism
discord daddy
always wants me to cashapp him
breaks others tailbones
overall a poopy head
by madelynforwhat December 31, 2021