Washington creep and Roll

When you're in the middle of a shower and you have to get out to take a shit but leave the shower on

"Ahh, fuck. I forgot to take a shit. Gotta pull an Washington creep and roll."

by frmUndacheez January 13, 2021

california hot roll

Californian Hot Roll is when during intercourse, the man will dip his penis into a bean burrito right before he cums. filled with a Cleveland steamer saved from the night before he will present it on a plater in a fine establishment presented is a California roll. the customers surprised to be cummed on as soon as they try and take the plate and the burrito starts to slide causing a great sensation due to the memories of the Cleveland steamer that was saved from the night before, getting jizzed on!

Corey: massage go last night sissy mays tug and rub I heard they have good sushi there

Shawn: it was awesome I was especially surprised when I got the California hot roll from some extra spunky customer you know how I love dick

Corey: I know how you love your dick that must have been awesome For You especially when it's covered in s*** your favorite

by Californian Hot roll June 24, 2017

texis hot roll

when u put your dick in a girls ass and then rub the shit all over your cock then the girl suck all of the shit off

yesterday i gave your girl a texis hot roll

by paul buchenaked July 26, 2010

That's how the sausage rolls

Phrase: in the event of doubt or questioning re the behaviour/actions of males in groups, the answer is solid and rational.

Benjamin: "why are you guys still just hanging around and not working out a plan for the night?"

Archie: "don't worry about it bro, that's how the sausage rolls".

by Shredderben November 20, 2022

tennessee tossie roll

The act of anal penetration when the male is flaccid. While the female is excrementing

Jhon was too drunk to get hard so his only choice was to give Lucy a Tennessee tossie roll.

by Black biscuits November 22, 2015

Texan Egg Roll

When a man proceeds to ejaculate into a condom and insert it into a woman's rectum. The woman will then take it out when it is cooked.

Last night I met the kinky texan bitch needless to say we tried the Texan Egg Roll.

by Huddy_Daddy March 11, 2020

Rolling a moldy one

Used when you get a really bad trip from smoking a blunt

Man 1: Dude I don't feel too well after that blunt
Man 2:Oh bro were you rolling a moldy one?

by Has anyone seen my son Nemo February 27, 2019