Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my monster goes

this is when someone want to get freaky with you gay or not you better get ready.

"Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my MONSTER goes.."
"no?"
"too late."

by doihijvkbnjkbdjkBFJ February 26, 2025

Seggy toes

A pretty, pretty boy/girl that has nice seggys toes that are always on point and smell like fish I also failed to mention that they always have a revising hairline yes, it might sound unattractive but on your head its hotter then a fresh cooked pancake. So If your ever in the market for a new name and this description fits you maybe you should consider this wonderful name.

"Aunt Seggy Toes hurry up with my cup a tea" *says in British accent*

by Seggy Toes May 21, 2021

Toe in ass

Love

"You want some toe in ass?"
"Yes please!"

by tåelsker October 22, 2020

mud toes

When the woman shoves her toes up a man’s butt then pulls them out for him to suck on them

“Hey, how was Susan after the bar last night?”

“She was weird, she liked having mud toes when she’s drunk”

by MagayHomies January 29, 2024

Shmo Toe

When your socks are so frumpy that you can't even tell that you have toes.

You're socks are so frumpy, you've got shmo toe.

by Dykoon May 12, 2014

Toe Tickling

When someone(not necessarily a human) inserts their toes into the vagina or anus of a human. They then proceed to wriggle their toes in a tickling like manor to achieve results parrelel to fingering or performing oral sex.

Man 1: Dude! I hooked up with that chick from the bar last night and we took turns toe tickling then her dad joined in!
Man 2: That's so cool! Who was better though?
Man 1: I mean the girl was good but the dad me finish like never before

by toeguy420 June 22, 2022

Splatter Tic Tac Toe

The art of putting a dyed hot dog into a trumpet and blasting it at a wall-stationed Tic Tac Toe board utilizing pressurized gas.

"Im gonna go play some Splatter Tic Tac Toe with Joe in a little bit."

by TheCrazySwampYankee December 5, 2024