potato alarm clock

When someone wakes you up by shoving a potato up your ass, removes it, and makes mashed potatoes with it.

Logan woke up to a potato alarm clock on the day of thanksgiving. Those mashed potatoes were the best I ever had!

by Hoeazzbetch November 23, 2021

Potato

An extremely offensive term used as hate speech against people of color

James: can you pass me the orange juice?

Rebecca: no because you're a potato.

Carlos: Dame el jugo, por favor.

Stephanie: yikes not you speaking potato

by Zabej February 27, 2023

hide the potato

So, hide the potato (HTP) is a popular game in Florida (especially South Florida) where you get as big a potato possible and shove it up your butt. Some brave souls even try two!

Today, on my agenda, was a trip to Publix, in order to find the best, the biggest, and juiciest potato in order to shove up my rear for absolute pure ecstasy. Ahhhh! Oooh! Soooo fulfilling! Yep, I’m going straight to Hell. It happens. I’ve just got to hide the potato.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Potato

The most holy fruit

Bob: hey my friend look it’s a potato
Bill: well gee bob that is certainly a cool looking potato.
Bob: indeed it is bill
*they worship said potato*

by Potato Worshiper August 3, 2020

Potato

The best thing you can be

IMA POTATO

by Potato~Chan July 10, 2019

blob potato

it is some one that is lazy maybe kinda fat and loves food

man bob was in bed all day he is such a blob potato

by billy bob apple June 16, 2022

Potato

Someone who is not very comfortable with interacting with people. However, they are often very nice and once you get to know them, you know they’re a friend for life

“Why is that girl so quiet and weird?”
“She’s not weird, she’s a potato, don’t you ever say that about my potato-friend again.”

by Seilenna August 1, 2019