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David

David is taller than any mortal within a 20 mile radius at any given moment. He is also thick as all hell and he can make the females squirt up to two feet. Unfortunately he is a major simp and will always choose to simp over being with the boys.
Hey look, it’s David, he is such a Chad.
by Ziggler 7 November 28, 2020
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David Dastmalchian

David Dastmalchian is an American screen and stage actor. He has had supporting roles in a number of superhero franchises. He also portrayed Thomas Schiff in The Dark Knight, Kurt in both Ant-Man films, and Abra Kadabra in the CW's The Flash.
David Dastmalchian reunited with Christopher Nolan for the director's new film Oppenheimer about J.Robert Oppenheimer (The Father of Atomic Bomb) set to debut on July 21, 2023.
by pacificshell50 August 27, 2022
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David

David is a man who was once loved and treated with respect, but is now hated for what he has become. David is the type of man to jizz at the sight of your four year old son then steal your car and fuck your mom just because he lost to you in a game league of legends. Deep down inside david is a empty prick but just cant admit it
"YOU FUCKING DAVID!!!"
by Lazerbater December 7, 2022
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David Sunflower Seeds

David Sunflower Seeds, also known as DAVID Seeds, is a brand of roasted and salted sunflower seeds produced by ConAgra Foods in the United States.
As the “Official Sunflower Seed of the Babe Ruth League,” DAVID provides free scorebooks and safety tips to each team in the league, awards to All-Star players, and David Sunflower Seeds to be sold at concession stands.
by SPrice1980 August 25, 2023
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David

Lmao yo is that really your name??? 😭😭😭woWwww
So the baby was born and the first thing you think of is DAVID????
by Divad Revira November 24, 2021
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David

A gay little ginger boy that doesn’t like anything that’s over 17 years old. Also incredibly desperate for Alex.
Wow he reminds me of David
by Aydin. April 3, 2025
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