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This is the peak of bordom, you decide that qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm wasen't enough, and poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, and also qazsedcftgbhujmkol, and awsxdrfvgyhnjiklp, etc etc,
Person 1: bro im so boreddddddddddddddddddddd,
Person 2: have you tried esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl?
Person 1: OMFG DID YOU NOT READ THE PATCH NOTES??
person 2: wdym?
person 1: IF YOU SAY SOME WORDS THAT ARE TOO LONG YOU-
*person 2 explodes
by hytredfghjkllo June 6, 2023
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C. Simon

Audio of Simon Seville from Alvin and the Chipmunks getting some MAD sloppy. Like some CRAZY dynamite head.
Listening to C. Simon at night helps me go to sleep.”

What the hell is wrong with you?”
by gurtmiester69 October 23, 2025
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matty c

a country girlscountry boy. gets mad poon, including the girl of his dreams. matty c is the type of guy you’d want to have your girlfriend cheat on you with cause he’s so spicy.
yo did you see matty c yesterday? yeah he was riding loren all night, it’s all good though. it’s just matty c
by lorthewhore May 7, 2018
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C-47

The term used in the film King industry to refer to a clothespin. Stems from the old Hollywood film supply warehouse where the clothespins were on asile C, bin 47. Very handy tool for all aspects of filmmaking, commonly pinned to crewmember's shirts for easy accessibility.
Hey Bill, can you hand me a C-47 please, I need to pin this gel.
by scarletmay13 June 3, 2018
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Kirby C

A small pink child who has a severe case of false hope. He also has a small penis (ask me how I know that). He is really into men and smashes a cardboard cutout of Danny DeVito. The cutout has so much cum on it that the cut out has a huge white stains in the ass region .
Fucking hell you're being such a Kirby C
by Nc Balsistic April 20, 2018
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C-whip

The inhalion of nitrous oxide and crack cocaine together in succession.
Originated in Regina,Saskatchewan
Also called a Crippet
Wanna load me up another whip it? I'm gonna take a C-whip!
by KilroyMcannon April 6, 2021
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