Pocket Guac

Day old tub of guacamole someone is carrying in their pocket. Often awkwardly warm. Can often be found with pocket sour cream or pocket salsa

Why are you carrying around day old pocket guac

by XxAlexPsychexX October 29, 2018

Hot-Pocketing

The sexual act of inserting a hot pocket into one’s anus and having a sexual partner eat the hot pocket, causing the molten liquid from said hot pocket to ooze deeper into the anal cavity. The best flavors to use are chicken, broccoli, & cheddar as well as the classic pepperoni pizza flavor.

“I think that Tony and I have taken it to the next level in our relationship! He agreed to let me try Hot-Pocketing him!”

by mustysausage November 1, 2018

Nonce’s Pocket

A person who’s being groomed by a nonce

Babe, you’re practically a nonce’s pocket

by jodielovesthesesh November 8, 2018

Egyptian Hot Pocket

When a woman mixes crocodile dung, honey, and sodium carbonate to make a contraceptive paste they then enter into the vagina and copulate with.

P1: Dude, Susanna and I totally did the Egyptian Hot Pocket!
P2: With crocodile shit?
P1: You know it!

by fucjsucnsluts July 9, 2017

Hot pockets

The area between a woman's thigh and vagina. Small indention in upper thigh that covers vagina keeping it hot.

That thick girls hot pockets make her pussy so hot!!!

by Nightwolf5525 July 26, 2017

clout pocket

This is what reall niggas call a fanny pack

Hey bro look at these clout pockets from supreme

by Camtherealnigga August 11, 2017

hot donkey pocket

when you donkey punch yo girl and she shits insteads of tightening like a normal donkey punch

i WAS doing anal and about to donkey punch that bitch then the did a hot donkey pocket

by DONKEYFUCKERPUNCH August 18, 2017