J M S converters

a factory setting that is continuely running out of supplies, and its management staff consists of dildos.

This place is a J M S converters. or
This place is a shit hole.

by Lisa Lovely August 19, 2006

I am so J

A Phrase that states your overwhelming jealousy, or jellyness.

You just got an iPad? Dude, I am so J.

by Kyouten1 July 30, 2011

The J-N-Names Theory

A theory which states that a mysterious force causes people to replace others' names if they start with a J and end with an N. Works 10 - 15% of the time.

Example of the J-N-Names Theory:

Jadon: *Walks into class*
Teacher: Good morning, Jonathon!
Jadon: (Internally) THAT'S NOT MY NAME!!!

by Iwantfrineds March 28, 2023

Snow Day Blow J

Fellatio given to a man who has only home because the weather conditions have closed his school or work.

When I found out my work was going to be closed the next day I told her she had to give me a snow day blow j.

by B_Will January 7, 2010

j-hat on da bozak

Advice given to adolescents to remember to use a condom.

Yo bitch, do I needs to put da j-hat on da bozak?

by slimshady September 13, 2004

PB AND J SANDWICH

WHILE HAVING ANAL SEX WITH A HUMAN YOU REMOVE YOUR PENIS IN AN EXTREME FASHION WHICH CAUSES THE SAID HUMAN TO SHIT THEMSLEVES. YOU WERE PREPARED AND YOU HAVE TWO SLICES OF BREAD.....ONE WITH JELLEY ON IT. YOU CATCH THE SHIT ON THE OTHER SLICE OF BREAD....SLAP THEM TOGETHER....THROW THEM IN A BAGGIE AND GET BACK TO BUSINESS.

THAT SUCKS THAT MY DAD ATE MY LEFTOVER PB AND J SANDWICH.

by HUGESET D February 5, 2009

Pee-J the Barbarian

Cult comic character. Wears a hat made from Jamaican booty and wields a seven foot long tumor. Popular amongst Ilford schoolgirls, and beileved to come to life if one was to whisper "shank me nessie" into a mirror three times.

"I wish Pee-J the Barbarian were here to shank up david."

" PJ the B got hit by a cat and shes in a french nightmare"

" Caz! get your bum off of my feet!"

by J to the izzle July 15, 2007