World Cup Widows

During the World Cup, when men all over the UK sit and drink cheap lager in front of the TV with their mates, their girlfriends and wives hit the pubs, bars and clubs and get wankered to escape the stupidity.
"World Cup Widows" is a game played by guys smart enough to take advantage of this, with points being awarded for every time you drive one home in their penalty boxes. 1 point for fingering them, 2 points for a fuck in the toilet.

Steve: "Hey Jake, you want to go and play World Cup Widows in town tonight? Smash some back doors in?"
Jake: "No you stupid cunt, I'm gay."

by therealalfgarnett June 13, 2014

travelling 'round the world like pirates and gypsies

without having though it through comme du monde, going on unplanned, retargerous, harebrained adventures

i don't want my kids travelling 'round the world like pirates and gypsies; i want them to grow up pragmatic and rational people.

by Sexydimma October 8, 2014

Around the World Cup

Is when a male is jerking off and reaches around one of his legs and continues to finish.

Phil was going crazy when I walked into the room and when he realized that I seen him he went around the World Cup. My life is never going to be the same.

by TruthHasIt October 29, 2014

World war three

When a girl gets jealous

Me: shes talking to him
Friend: oh no
Me:SHE IS TALKING TO HIM
FRIEND: CALM DOWN
ME: ITS ABOUT TO BE WORLD WAR THREE

by Ash in wonderland March 29, 2015

World Book Day

World Book Day is a day of the year where lots of people dress up as characters from a story or film.

It's World Book Day!

by Elory Chihuahua April 17, 2015

worlds cutest frog

Most annoying video on youtube

"Hey dude have you seen the worlds cutest frog video yet?"
"Yes actually my sister thaught it would be funny to lock me up in a room and have this playing outside the door till I fucking killed myself..."
"BUT ITS SO CUTE"
"BUT ITS SO ANNOYING"

:/

by Hashymash April 26, 2015

Fat World Problems

Minor irritating things associated with being fat that seem trivial.

Jimmy: It sucks they closed my favorite buffet just because a few people got food poisioning. It was right between my home and work too.
Dave: Sounds like some serious fat world problems.

by Jinde Kush July 25, 2015