by Hornygirl 😏 December 12, 2020

by Inky B^ December 24, 2022

The term used to describe when a mans penis curves upward, the curvature tending to be more dramatic toward the head or 'helmet."
While spending quality time with my boyfriend, he became aroused while we made out on his bed. I yanked off his pants, surprised to see that his dick had a happy-helmet. It was practically smiling up at me.
by BombadierBillyGoat April 22, 2011

happiness means just landing on earth, walking on earth and spreading love and sharing the goodness. and making the world a beautiful place. much much more beautiful. nd strong. happiness is the simplicity of believing your first love. it was never a lie. love is the only truth. the rest is irrelevant. happiness means awareness. means connecting to the network of the shared consciousness. happiness is being fearless.. happiness is sometimes to be weak even though you might not be weak.happiness is ... so simple.. happiness is to live in your childhood dreams in an adult body.. all sins are allowed but just like wine, drink reasonable (it's for your own good) and accept that some people do not need to drink wine!! hah! yessss they do not!!!
by SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSZZZZZZZZZZZZ December 5, 2015

by Hay- Hay January 27, 2022

You do not know if the toy in your Schrödinger's Happy Meal is a boy toy or a girl toy until you have opened it.
Child: mom, i got a girl toy :(
mom: you did not know if the toy was a boy toy or a girl toy, therefore it was a Schrödinger's Happy Meal
mom: you did not know if the toy was a boy toy or a girl toy, therefore it was a Schrödinger's Happy Meal
by AlternateIsopod July 6, 2023

by random ass fuckin nigga August 3, 2022
