by 4bg October 10, 2023
Get the call from my boss mug.John: "Hey make sure you don't eat that piece of metal!" John 2: "Oh I already did." John: "Well Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday!"
by Meatloaf.BD March 30, 2025
Get the Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday mug.A man who is willing to let a younger woman give him a Booty Call, and be her sub or toy as directed, especially so she can see or feel a sperm shower.
by kosmik ray May 19, 2023
Get the Shooty Call mug.<.7.9.7.6.>The Riddle: I Root Out Riddles Out Of Interrobangs, What Am I Called? The Interpretation: Anything<.7.9.7.6.>
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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>The Riddle: I Root Out Riddles Out Of Interrobangs, What Am I Called? The Interpretation: Anything<.7.9.7.6.> mug.When ones Cell Phone ,usually open , hits ones thigh and presses buttons ending with a unintentional call.
Dude: (Pocket Calls parents) And she started touching me! Parents: Wha-!!! Dude: What?? * Looks at pocket* Shit! Pocket Call!
by Unintentional Hate March 19, 2008
Get the Pocket Call mug.Usually someone utterly, totally useless, but can be applied to inanimate objects. Lacking any empowerment, thus going so far as to be inactively obstructive.
Etymology: in the UK a number of large companies operate call-centres. When one attempts to call these to complain, the usual response from the responder (the call-centre operative) is feigned interest in the issue, involving lengthy explanations, then the final response is that they cannot authorise the issue in question as due to lack of authority. The issues can be of any magnitude. When asked to be passed to a manager, they claim the manager is unavailable and will call back (this is the inactive-obstructive part). This never occurs, so one calls again. The situation recurses.
c.f. "chocolate teapot"
Etymology: in the UK a number of large companies operate call-centres. When one attempts to call these to complain, the usual response from the responder (the call-centre operative) is feigned interest in the issue, involving lengthy explanations, then the final response is that they cannot authorise the issue in question as due to lack of authority. The issues can be of any magnitude. When asked to be passed to a manager, they claim the manager is unavailable and will call back (this is the inactive-obstructive part). This never occurs, so one calls again. The situation recurses.
c.f. "chocolate teapot"
I attempted to wipe my arse with some own-brand toilet paper, after wiping the paper looked clean but the disgusting skiddies in my kecks later showed it was as useless as a call-centre operative.
by monsieur_tm December 30, 2013
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