Beef Shanks

Enlarged Female Genitalia. Long or hanging Labia. Loose hanging vag meat.

When Jen stood around in her undies she looked like a dude thanks to the beef shanks.

So Bill....I hear you need a few boards to shore up the Beef Shanks before you go down on her

by ThatsMrJerk2you October 30, 2009

Beef Boi

A person who is addicted to beef. Also an alternative spelling of Beef Boy

I'm a Beef Boi

by Roozy1999 May 26, 2019

beef cheeks on the chin

When you, or someone else is at a party and they just don't fit in. Eg, sober at a phrat party. Common name for this person is "Gary". Often think they're the main attraction but everyone just wants them to leave. Gives of a rapey/ creepy vibe.

"Man, i showed up to this party after work on Friday, everyone but me was wasted. I was a real beef cheeks on the chin but I stuck around anyway. Drove home sober at midnight"

by TheRealFakeGary June 24, 2020

imaginary beef

You have beef with someone for no reason or beef that doesn't exist

Sarah: I have beef with Laura!
Sadie: Sure, it’s probably imaginary beef
Sarah: No, it's not
Sadie: Do you know why you have beef with her?
Sarah: No, I just do
Sadie: Exactly, that's imaginary beef

by NotLauren22 November 11, 2024

Beef curtains

Beef curtains is a vagina that can swing down low, keep your boyfriend warm with, often used to block out light

beef curtains are a flabby vagina often with many hairs, looks like a rug

by Bantsas October 10, 2017

Minnesota Beef Curtain

The act of putting your head in a person’s ( preferably male) butt, once the warm anal tract fully welcomes you, you spit out a mouth-ful of cum for optimal impregnation. The gestation period can be anywhere from 3 days to 15 months. Congrats, you have a slimy brown little miracle in your hands to love for, nurture raise as your own, and teach him to provide for himself and others.

Usually takes a couple times (anywhere from 3 to 60), but you just gotta keep trying.

Guy 1: Yo congrats on the new baby, who’s the lucky woman?

Guy 2: Woman? I didn’t need any fucking woman. I’m a butt dad and this is my butt baby

Guy 1: How does that even happen?

Guy 2: My bf gave me a Minnesota Beef curtain, and we’ve got our little bundle of joy with us. It took about 15 tries but it was all worth it

by it aint gay if its a fetish September 25, 2025

Beef Tail

when a young female has had sex so often that her roast BEEF (nasty vagina) sticks inside out like a fish TAIL

That slut has to have a nasty BEEF TAIL by now.

by Darbyyy September 29, 2010