Lemon Beef

When your boyfriend is deathly allergic to lemons so you learn to hate them with a passion.

“I have such lemon beef, man”

by LemonBeef July 9, 2023

Beef Pizza

Beef pizza, a.k.a. hamburger pizza, is one of the best pizzas. It reigns over cheese and works well when combined with pepperoni to form a pepperoni and beef combination pizza, usually just known as combination pizza.

Man, I cant wait to eat the beef pizza I ordered.

by Capt_Froggerson August 6, 2020

beef-boning

Having sex with someone with whom you are quarrelling - i.e., boning while beefing.

Q: Hey, do you and your lady want to smoke some acid and go to the nickel arcade?
A: Nah, we’ve been beefing.
Q: So you’re not going out?
A: Nah, mostly we’re just arguing and beef-boning.

by CookingMobster70 May 16, 2020

Beef custard

Cum

Oh, yeah. Give me your beef custard

by Nyko bear December 18, 2021

beef twinkie

An uncut penis.

Crissy: “Oh my god Roger fucked me senseless with his massive beef twinkie last night.”
Jen: “Wow, I never imagined he was uncircumcised!”

by Rook Castle October 14, 2024

Beef Wellington Article

HA loser got ya

Google “Beef Wellington Article” and that will explain the joke

by Beef Wellington February 5, 2024

Big Beef

Someone who is cocky and thinks they know everything. A big beef person walks around like they own the room yet has nobody’s respect. Bonus points if they take up space.

Guy 1: “Justin is so annoying, he drives a hummer and acts like everyone is obsessed with him, he also always feels the need to correct me”.
Guy 2: “Yea dont’t worry about him, he is just being big beef”.

by Tara Azi. September 30, 2023