Head Count

Similar to Bed Count. One's Head count is the number of times you've gone down on someone, performed oral sex. Many people believe that oral sex doesn't count as a full notch on your belt, so Head Count is adjusted as Fractional Sex.

Kim: "Well, add one to my head count. I just went down on David in the back seat of his car. I guess I'm up to 15 now."
Krista: "Well, that's fractional sex, so it only counts as 10, especially if you didn't swallow."
Kim: "I swallow every time."
Krista: "Okay, 12.5 then."

by Pleasure Boy 1, erotic fiction author February 19, 2007

ice head

Oral sex performed after eating a freezie or popsicle.

That hooker with a freezie must give ice head.

by Troar December 3, 2007

metal-head

A misspelling of 'metalhead', usually made by unemployed weed-smoking losers who listen to 'classic rock' (whatever that is) and got beaten up by metalheads in high school.

I hate metal-heads! They always sucker punch me in the throat when I'm trying to listen to Ted Nugent!

by LOLclassicrock January 18, 2009

lollipop head

someone who is realy wierd with a massive head and a really small body

hey higgsy did u fall other in the sweet factory head first
(lollipop head)

by mcmacd July 21, 2006

moon head

A derogatory term to describe a person unfortunate enough to have a forehead and chin which jut out in unsightly fashion, resembling a half moon when viewed in profile.

Reese Witherspoon is such a moon head!

by alan the wordsmith January 3, 2008

shit head

what tony blair and george bush are!

bush and blair, what shit heads!

by burngun48 January 3, 2005

kettle head

A beacon of spectacular brilliance, inspiring love and hope, in an otherwise seemingly cold and dark world. Has the ability to illuminate your perspective and enhance your imagination.

What a gloriously wonderful kettle head!

by Tf February 10, 2014