Insult king

anyone who talks to someone, and that person gets insulted by every word coming out of his mouth.

john- no makeup huh?
jilly- whats that supposed to mean?!?!
john- oh! i just like the o-natural look.
jilly oh! now your saying i look ugly with makeup?!?!
john-no its just......
jilly-you such an insult king!

by volcomcreature July 27, 2009

moob king

A moob king is frequently used to describe a lady-man who has curly, blonde locks of hair. They also posses long fingernails and very dry skin. sometimes their body hair is combustable. Moob Kings are very creaive, like Michael Angelo. An average Mood King will bathe and use the computer at the same time. Their vehicle is used to deliver foods for women on their menstral cycle or others who have an extreme urge for food, such as people addicted to drugs, ex: marijuana. They are known to revolt againt thoses who are fond of vegetables and castrate all who oppose him.

>heyy look at that fine young gent' sittin all alone at that table..

>darn tootin', maybe we should keep em company.

>oh my holy guacamole, the moob king beein accompanied by rodents of all kinds!

>well um i suppose he be alright then, that poor 40 year old virgin...

by MOOB KING September 20, 2009

king canine

Referring to the king of all canine acts. This crown is bestowed upon those who commit grave, grave dog acts. Usually they're horny kids as well.

Arvind Kale currently wears the crown of king canine. However, there is a plot to overthrow him by an ambitious heir apparent in Mr Whippy.

by Magnum! December 1, 2009

King Job

Getting a blow job while playing Call of Duty black ops

"YOOOO! I FINALY CONVINCED MY GIRL FRIEND TO GIVE ME A KING JOB"

"YO MAN NICE".........ryan tierney got a king job last night.....it was sweet

by Ryan is Tierney February 21, 2011

King Acre

King: a Ruler , Lord, God..

Acre: An measurement of time, used primarily in rural areas.

King Acre: to be a Ruler of an measurement of time,.. your time,.. your life.

Be King Acre!

I AM KING ACRE!

by kingacre December 17, 2010

Snapper King

One who loves the pussy, wether eating it or fucking it! This person totally adores, worships, and is addicted to any kind of clean Snapper(vagina).

That fucking guy loves to eat my sweet Snapper and he is the best at it. He must be a Snapper King!

by The Original Snapper King (MV) July 6, 2010

King Goof

1) Someone who acts or shows similarities to Thomas Kader.
2) Never a serious moment. Extreme goofiness.

Wow, that Kader character is a real King Goof, Maybe even the King himself!

by Omar's aquarium May 5, 2010