beef comb

The act of making your way through your girlfriends jungle, exploring for that coochie, being courageous for that coochie.

No true man is afraid to beef comb.

by Thenibbler March 8, 2025

Toledo Hot Beef

A sexual act that may or may not involve world famous Toledo hot dogs

I gave her the ol’ Toledo hot beef

by Joe Barleycorn March 8, 2025

Beefing

When you burp and queef at the same time resulting in a beef

I was beefing all over that guy last night, it was insane!

by WhatAboutMyName March 18, 2025

Beef Worthington

the act of ripping significant ass

Me: what are you ordering at beetles restaurant?
You: I would like the baptized beef worthington
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Me: I just beef worthingtoned all over this guys bed
You: that’s kinda raw

by Norman Eash March 20, 2025

Beef Splook

Though shall never speak of these words together

“You wanna buy some Beef Splook?…”
“Damn, Martino just said THE WORDS and now he’s dead.”

by Rick Lawson May 20, 2023

beef generating pussy

burger

Beef generating pussy.

by Beef Pussy June 22, 2023

Minnesota Beef Curtain

The act of putting your head in a person’s ( preferably male) butt, once the warm anal tract fully welcomes you, you spit out a mouth-ful of cum for optimal impregnation. The gestation period can be anywhere from 3 days to 15 months. Congrats, you have a slimy brown little miracle in your hands to love for, nurture raise as your own, and teach him to provide for himself and others.

Usually takes a couple times (anywhere from 3 to 60), but you just gotta keep trying.

Guy 1: Yo congrats on the new baby, who’s the lucky woman?

Guy 2: Woman? I didn’t need any fucking woman. I’m a butt dad and this is my butt baby

Guy 1: How does that even happen?

Guy 2: My bf gave me a Minnesota Beef curtain, and we’ve got our little bundle of joy with us. It took about 15 tries but it was all worth it

by it aint gay if its a fetish September 25, 2025